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Archive for February, 2009

Happy Birthday to me on February 03, I’m 30 years old

Happy Birthday to Ifa on February 13, she’s 25 years old

Happy Birthday Ayah on February 28! He’s 64 years old.

Without you, life would have no meaning. Forgive me if I don’t always tell you how I feel, but know your always on my mind and in my heart. Happy Birthday Ayah and Ifa.

I haven’t bought any gift for Ayah and Ifa. Would try to  get something within budget hehehhee.

We lost the keys. Not sure who fault is it but we can’t find the keys anywhere. Sigh …. As of now, we only have the auto gate remote and front door locks.

We searched everwhere but sadly no sight of it… Guess we need to changed all the locks including the power control locks.

I managed to solve a 3 years problem … yeah for me!

I got an offer for a project in Indonesia. I won’t be able to go for the project…

I’m starving … I’m tired … I’m bored … I’m happy… I’m sad… I’m starving …

Leave me alone! I hate you! Go away!

In a large multinational company…………..

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area waiting for further announcement.

The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement:

“Dear employees – with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company is laying off almost 50% of its employees. So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building
and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid off in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow.

The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn’t want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in thousands and  also to avoid any fight inside the office and the consequent security issue for all staff.

Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead.  You may please move back in with your ID now. Good luck!”

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