I’m so sad and hurt but I got my hubby

When I’m down and feeling low
And confusion has touched my soul
How I need some place where I can hide away

Let me fall within your arms
Melt away this cold I feel
All I need is to hold you tonight

Hold me close when I’m cold
Let me hear your beating heart
Close my eyes far away in a dream

In the morning I wake
And I’m blessed by God’s grace
Just to open my eyes to see your face

Hold you tonight, sweet child
Never let me go
Tell me everything, oh, will be alright

In the morning I wake
And I’m blessed by God’s grace
Just to open my eyes to see your face

Just to open my eyes to see your face

Did you know : The Seven Dirtiest Jobs in IT

“Working in IT isn’t always pretty. After all, we can’t all work on the cutting-edge technologies all the time. Some of us have to get dirty — in some cases, literally. Unfortunately, dirty jobs — whether you’re being chained to a help desk, hacking 30-year-old code, finding yourself wedged between warring factions in the conference room, or mucking about in human effluvia — are necessary to make nearly every organization tick. (Well, maybe not the human effluvia part.) The good news? Master at least one of them, and you’re pretty much guaranteed a job with somebody. We don’t guarantee you’ll like it, though. Here are seven of the dirtiest jobs in IT, and why your organization needs them.”

~”The Seven Dirtiest Jobs in IT”, March 2008, by Dan Tynan.
Read the full article on IT World at: www.itworld.com/dirty-jobs-080314

Dirty IT job No. 7: Legacy systems archaeologist
WANTED: INDIVIDUALS FAMILIAR WITH 3270, VAX/VMS, COBOL, AS/400, AND OTHER LEGACY SYSTEMS NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS. MUST BE ABLE TO TYPE ENTIRELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS FOR EXTENDED PERIODS. APPLICANTS MUST MEET MINIMUM AGE REQUIREMENT OF 55.

Dirty IT job No. 6: Help desk zombie
Excellent entry-level opportunity for multitasking individual with low self-esteem. Ability to read from scripts a plus. Potential to move up to bug scraper, password reset technician, or tape rotation coordinator.

Dirty IT job No. 5: On-site reboot specialist
Seeking individuals for on-site support of end-users. Must be familiar with three-fingered Ctrl-Alt-Del salute and power cord reconfiguration. Ability to withstand a variety of environments and personality types; concealed-weapons permit a plus. Individuals with anger management issues need not apply.

Dirty IT job No. 4: Interdepartmental peace negotiator
Looking for self-starter skilled at moderating tech disputes between warring factions within the same company or between company and its client. Must possess experience in ego-stroking, manipulative massage, and hand-to-hand combat.

Dirty IT job No. 3: Enterprise espionage engineer (black ops)
Seeking slippery individuals comfortable with lying, cheating, stealing, breaking, and entering for penetration testing of enterprise networks. Requirements include familiarity with hacking, malware, and forgery; must be able to plausibly impersonate a pest control specialist or a fire marshal. Please submit rap sheet along with resume.

Dirty IT job No. 2: Datacenter migration specialist
Position involves relocating and reconfiguring datacenter over impossible distances within a ridiculously short time frame. Prior experience as cable jockey, rack-n-stack grunt, console monkey, and/or log zombie a plus.

Dirty IT job No. 1: Sludge systems architect
Seeking individuals with demonstrated ability to squeeze over, under, or between confined spaces to solve technical problems. Candidates should be prepared to work long hours for low pay under adverse conditions. Must not be allergic to sawdust, vermin, airborne pathogens, or sewage.

Mid Year Appraisal

Today I had my mid year appraisal with my boss. Guess what? I’m doing OK. I need to get 4 products certification by December.  I was asked to list down the exam that I’m interested. I simply said :

1. IBM Tivoli Netcool (Omnibus)
2. IBM Tivoli Composite Application Manager for WebSphere
3. IBM Tivoli Access Manager for e-business
4. IBM Tivoli Netcool (Impact)

I doubt I can pass easily on the certification exam but by hook or by crook I need to get it or my appraisal won’t be as good as last year. Let hope I can attend Tivoli Technical Workshop in Manila this coming October.

I miss Siteminder sob sob …

Hypertension

I’m not feeling well past few days . My bp was (or may be still) at 160/110 .. I know … I know it’s very high and I need to go for medical check up but …

What Is “Normal” Blood Pressure?

There are several categories of blood pressure, including:

• Normal: Less than 120/80
• Prehypertension: 120-139/80-89
• Stage 1 hypertension: 140-159/90-99
• Stage 2 hypertension: 160 and above/100 and above

Ok I’m going on diet starting September 01, 2008.

Good-Cheap-Fast

Sadly, … this is true you can’t get everything in life.